|From||Lee Lofaso||2:203/2.0||Date Write||2018-05-14 22:08:20|
|To||All||0:0/0.0||Date Arrived||2018-05-14 23:10:17|
|Subj||Lois Lane RIP|
It is with great sadness that I must report - to all Kryptonites
and Earthlings alike - that Superman's girlfriend, Lois Lane, has
died at the age of 69. Born and raised in Canada under the name
of Margot Kidder, she changed her identity to Lois Lane when she
moved to the US after landing a job as a reporter for the Daily
Planet. The cause of death has not been revealed, although it
is assumed she fell from a great height, given she was seen by
onlookers flying without a parachute.
Superman, age 80, remains in mourning and is nowhere to be found.
Or perhaps the Man of Steel is just blue because he can no longer
read her mind ...
Lois Lane/Margot Kidder, RIP
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