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FromLee Lofaso2:203/2.0Date Write2018-01-26 00:40:03
ToAll0:0/0.0Date Arrived2018-01-26 02:50:11
SubjShit Hole
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Hello Everybody,

For all those who are wondering what our fine president
was talking about when referring to shit hole countries -

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> WHAT IS A "SHIT HOLE" IN OUR MILITARY'S EYES
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> From a military friend for my other military minded friends.
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> You might be deploying to a “Shit Hole”:
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> 1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever,
> Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be
> deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a
> radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there
> are no signals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem
> rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a
> Shit Hole.
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> 4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the
> briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be
> deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in
> the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be
> deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of
> that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity
> with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk
> barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy-
> You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside
> ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine-
> You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for
> “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases-
> You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.
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> 10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local
> currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

Ain't life a bitch?

--Lee

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Our Nuts, Your Mouth

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