|From||Ward Dossche||2:292/854.0||Date Write||2018-09-16 00:58:26|
|To||Lee Lofaso||0:0/0.0||Date Arrived||2018-09-16 02:10:11|
|Subj||Re: Lords of Creation|
LL> Hole-y Jesus!|
Guy drives down the highway and sees a sign "If you need Jesusm dial 453-9943".
He gets home, dials the number, says he needs Jesus and gives his address.
30 minutes later there's this Mexican guy with a lawn mower who rings the
doorbell. "I'm Jesus, where's the lawn that needs mowing?"
--- D'Bridge 3.99 SR33
* Origin: A man's most proud moment is when he takes a shit (2:292/854)