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FromWard Dossche2:292/854.0Date Write2018-09-16 00:58:26
ToLee Lofaso0:0/0.0Date Arrived2018-09-16 02:10:11
SubjRe: Lords of Creation
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LL> Hole-y Jesus!

Guy drives down the highway and sees a sign "If you need Jesusm dial 453-9943".

He gets home, dials the number, says he needs Jesus and gives his address.

30 minutes later there's this Mexican guy with a lawn mower who rings the
doorbell. "I'm Jesus, where's the lawn that needs mowing?"

\%/@rd

--- D'Bridge 3.99 SR33
* Origin: A man's most proud moment is when he takes a shit (2:292/854)